Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.

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If you are an adult who likes to read, then you probably have a favorite book that you go back to time and time again. Maybe it’s a classic that was written many years ago or maybe it’s a new release that you can’t get enough of, but whatever it is, it’s the kind of book that you would want to hold on to. Hardbacks are often preferred because of their durability. If you have a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey or Game of Thrones , for example, then there is no reason why you wouldn't want to keep it in pristine condition. And, since paperbacks are so easily damaged, you would probably want to store them safely in your bookshelf.

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2. Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.

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